10 Reasons I'm Running For President in 2012

1.  I want to spend $500 million plus to get a job that pays $400,000 a year.
2,  I want over half of America to despise me, not just the people I currently know.
3.  I want to go into the cockpit of Air Force One1 and tell the pilot I'll take over for awhile.
4.  I want to tell old girlfriends that if they stuck with me they'd be First Lady.
5.  I want to have a great cabinet..preferably in oak.
6.  I want to erase the national debt by printing LOTS of money,
7.  I want to be interviewed by Keith Olbermann and then hit him up for a campaign donation,
8.  I want to save the country money by trading the Presidential Cadillac in for a Kia Sportage.
9.  I want to be able to lie and have stupid people believe me.
10.  I want to practice my own golden rule..Do Unto Others....